Hot Stove moves! Hot Stove moves!
GMs on their phones!
Oh what fun it is to see
Off-season deals get done!

I thought I’d watch a game
Recorded Nationals’ win—
But looking at the last three years
The pickings were quite thin.

Hot Stove moves! Hot Stove moves!
Where’d Correa sign?!
Boras reps a player and
Steve Cohen’s on the line.

I wish the Nationals’ sale
Was finished either way
Looks like the Lerners’ll own the team
When players start to play.

Hot Stove moves! Hot Stove moves!
Oh! the WBC!
At least Nats fans can cheer US
On to victory!